Consumerism Reports: The $17.99 Claw Game for My Little Pills
Taking psychiatric meds doesn’t have to be a chore
Consumerism Reports: My $199 Orb
Will it heal me?
Consumerism Reports: The $22.95 Meat Thermometer That Feels for the Chicken
Santorio Santorio would be proud
Consumerism Reports: $15.99 Worth of Canned Air
Huff, huff, pass
Consumerism Reports: $44 Coffee Pods Save America
Cometeer's frozen coffee capsules taste just like coffee
Consumerism Reports: With the $6.99 Tomato Timer, It's Always Tomato Time
The Pomodoro Technique is what you make of it
Consumerism Reports: The $129.99 Barf-Preventing Bracelet
It's shockingly effective
Consumerism Reports: The $399 Face Vibrator That's Fun for the Whole Family
Try it around the dinner table!
Consumerism Reports: The $65 Birkenstock Cork Juice for the Face
The Germans look upward
Consumerism Reports: The $13 Coffee Syrup That Made Me a Genius
I'm legit hyper right now
Consumerism Reports: The $6.99 Dish Soap That Makes a Strong Case for Chemicals
How dope is this nozzle that'll take 3 billion years to biodegrade in a landfill tho?
Consumerism Reports: The $13.99 Lighter That Doesn't Detract From God's Infinite Mystery
It's not for me to question the gift of Prometheus
Consumerism Reports: The $118 Mini Backpack That Comes with a Pair of Leggings
This baby can fit so many loose nuts
Consumerism Reports: The $249 Blast to the Ass
Maybe this thing I bought off Instagram will fix me
Consumerism Reports: The $279 Weighted Blanket for Little Baby Bears
It's OK for baby dogs too
Consumerism Reports: The $499 Sweat Bag for Virtuous Women
I’m a little burrito
