G. Zhang

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Regular Food Review: Disney World Breadsticks and Marinara Sauce

It was either that or worse

Where Dreams Come True

“Man on the Street” TikTokers Are a Public Menace

No more shitty iPhone videos zooming in on passersby who don’t want to be filmed

Ayy I'm Walkin' Here

How to Be Funny

A celebration of people and things who are making us laugh and teaching us how to laugh more


Regular Food Review: Minneola Tangelo


Vitamin C

Regular Food Review: Pumpkin Spice Latte

A warm hit of nothing

Caffeine Girl Autumn

Regular Food Review: Slightly Burnt Pizza Rolls

Trying to quit these

Freezer Fears

Regular Food Review: Bowl of Cereal

Like eating faintly sweetened cardboard, in a good way

Snap Crackle Pop

Regular Food Review: Hotel Waffle, Pt. 3

Third time’s the charm


Regular Food Review: Pasta Chow Mein

Easy assimilation food

Everyone Noodles

Old-Ass Fossils Even Older Than Previously Thought

The elderly origins of humankind

Age Is Just a Number

Regular Food Review: Mini Milk Chocolate Bars

Rapture in a bar

Break Me Off a Piece of That

I Was Wrong About

A series of reconsiderations and mea culpas.

On Second Thought

Miss Type

A column about etiquette in the digital age


Regular Food Review: Chilaquiles

This is what peak breakfast looks like


Regular Food Review: Pizza by the Sea

One for the memory bank

Sunset Pie

Net Positive

A series about nice places and things on the world wide web.


Regular Food Review: Dippin’ Dots

Some things are better left in the past

Core Memory Unlocked

Regular Food Review: Japanese Curry and Tofu Katsu Over Rice

Low effort, high reward

Easily Attainable

Regular Food Review: Frozen Burrito

Hot and cold disgrace

Nuke It

Regular Food Review: Tous Les Jours Cloud Cake

Tender and light

Many Happy Returns