Sarah
Hagi

Sarah is a writer based in Toronto

‘M3GAN’ Writer Akela Cooper Is Glad Everyone’s Having Fun

The screenwriter who brought everyone’s favorite murder doll to life chats with Gawk3r about elevated horror, cult hits, and Sia

Titanium

Goodbye, Lisa Rinna

RHOBH won't be same without this maniac

Thanks for nothing

Angry Customers Launch Hostile Takeover of SSENSE’s Instagram Comments

Bah humbug

Sshipping

Dylan Gelula and Broti Gupta Unlock the Secret to Always Being Funny

Talking about how hot you are? Not funny. Rodney Dangerfield? Always funny.

How to be funny

‘The Fabelmans’ Is Steven Spielberg’s Love Letter to Himself

Based on the director’s life, the film has no stakes

We get it, you like your own movies

'Ma' Reconsidered: Reconsidered

We thought Ma was right. Now maybe we think she was wrong.

Ma's home

Why Does Adam Sandler’s 'Click' Make Men Cry?

It may have something to do with their dads.

Crying at da 'Click'

Time to Press Kathy Hilton's Factory Reset Button

She got racist during a "Watch What Happens Live" appearance

Not hunky dory

Think Converting to Catholicism Is Cool? Try Islam, Sweetie.

No more Dimes Square — time for a new Mecca (the old Mecca)

Say Masha Allah

Some Movies Are Best Watched 5 Minutes at a Time

Introducing the Sarah Hagi Method

Cinephiles rise up

The Queen Doesn't "Get" Kitchens

And she's not afraid to tell William and Kate that theirs is a disaster

yes chef?

Dear God, Don’t Reboot ‘Road House’

Jake Gyllenhaal can never capture the joie de vivre of the George H.W. Bush years

Not in my house

Slap Update CCCXLVIII: Chris Rock Isn't a Victim

He's moving on but also not really

Solid as a rock

Drake, Why Are You Flying to Hamilton So Much?

Nobody should be going that often

Flying from the 6ix with his woes

God, I Love Keke Palmer

Our most charismatic star

Finally some REAL food

Jordan Peterson Has a Message for Muslims

And I'm all ears

Thanks?

These Grandma Memes Are the Only Thing I Look Forward to Now

"Hugs and giggles out loud"

Everyone's welcome

I Was Wrong About the Queen

She's kinda fun!

My friend Liz

Airbnb Your Days Are Numbered

Everyone is suddenly remembering how nice it is to stay in a hotel

Retire bitch

I Will Be Tom Cruise's 'Girlfriend'

I am ready for a little sabbatical

love is love